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Here’s 2 points to consider:
1. The most expensive coffee in the world (Kopi Luwak) is made out of beans eaten by a cat/fox like creature and processing its excrement. It is  Cat-crap-uccinno.

2. My wife bought a best-selling pillow in China filled with silk worm – droppings, supposedly good for health.
 
Common theme: both animals eat vegetables only, and their crap turns into money.
 
The question:
If we all just eat vegetables from now on for a few months or a year, can we sell our shit and make it $$?

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Sometime last year, I read a joke about the EU union official language and thought it was quite hillarious. A few weeks back, somehow this joke kept creeping up in my head, and I was trying to remember what it was but couldn’t be bothered searching for it.

Suddenly, I got an email from my dad last week (didn’t tell him about this or anything… must be father – son connection ) containing the joke. I just thought I’d post it here so I don’t have to keep on searching for it the next time I want to read about it.

European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-year phase-in plan that would become known as “Euro-English”.

In the first year, “s” will replace the soft “c”. Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard “c” will be dropped in favour of “k”. This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome “ph” will be replaced with “f”. This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent “e” in the langua g is disgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing “th” with “z” and “w” with “v”.

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary “o” kan be dropd from vords kontaining “ou” and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.

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A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon.
As she lay her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and
listened to the bird’s chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his
head sadly and said, “I’m so sorry, your Duck Cuddles has passed away.”

The distressed owner wailed, “Are you sure? “
“Yes, I am sure. The duck is dead, ” he replied.
“How can you be so sure, ” she protested. “I mean, you haven’t done any
testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or something.”

The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room, and
returned a few moments later with a black Labrador Retriever. As the duck’s owner
looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his front
paws on the examination table and sniffed the duck from top to bottom. He
then looked at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head.

The vet patted the dog and took it out, and returned a few moments
later with a cat. The cat jumped up on the table and also sniffed delicately
at the bird from head to foot. The cat sat back on its haunches, shook its
head, meowed softly and strolled out of the room.

The vet looked at the woman and said, “I’m sorry, but as I said, this
is most definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead duck.” Then the vet turned to
his computer terminal, hit a few keys and produced a bill, which he
handed to the woman.

The duck’s owner, still in shock, took the bill. She cried, “$150
just to tell me my duck is dead!”

The vet shrugged, “I’m sorry. If you’d taken my word for it, the bill
would have been $20, but with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan, it’s now
$150.00.”

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One of the comic sites I visit every day is UserFriendly.org. Today’s cartoon is quite funny
Check it out at UserFriendly.org

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Ahahahah… this is sooo funny. I read the User Friendly Comic Strip every day. The comic strips are hillarious.

Today’s made me laugh quite a bit
June 1 2004 Comic Strip – The Daily Static

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